Some people put wreaths on their car; they deck the wheels instead of the halls. There was a time in my life — the "Carpool Years" — when that would have made sense.
For the most part, it makes sense to wreathe a stationary object — a door, a window, a lamppost.
The other day on my way to work I noticed a tall, dead tree with an equally dead branch all decked out with a, well, dead wreath. Dead only in the sense that it was fashioned of clipped boughs. It was still fresh and green. And it made me smile at 7 a.m.
Here on our street a neighbor has wreathed her mailbox. At night it glows.
Wreathed whimsy — 'tis the season.